Monday, March 17, 2014

(OT) New "Cold War" Between the US and Russia: US Will "Calibrate", Russia Will "Incinerate"


Too funny to pass these up...

President Obama says this, after slapping "sanctions" on Russia (and Ukraine's government officials, 11 of them in total) over what seems like a very democratic vote in Crimea to leave Ukraine and re-join Russia, according to Bloomberg News (3/17/2014):

Obama said at the White House. The U.S. can “calibrate our response” based on whether Russia chooses “to escalate or to de-escalate the situation.”


While President Obama, who didn't attend the National Security Council meeting at the White House over the weekend (again), "calibrates", Mr. Dmitry Kiselyov, a presenter of the Russian state-owned TV, says, according to The Independent (3/17/2014):

"Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash," Kiselyov said standing in front of a large screen depicting a mushroom cloud produced by a nuclear explosion.

"Americans themselves consider Putin to be a stronger leader than Obama," he said. "Why is Obama phoning Putin all the time and talking to him for hours on end?"

Kiselyov suggested President Obama's hair is turning grey because he is fretting about Russia's nuclear capacity, which could turn the US into dust.


The Independent has a screen shot of Mr. Kiselyov with the image of a huge mushroom cloud in the back:


A less-colorful and plainer word is from Crimea's Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov, according to CNN:

"We are going home. Crimea is in Russia"


Soviet Russia did have one awe-inspiring atomic bomb (Tsar Bomba):

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excuse me for borrowing your png ZH, but this is somehow appropriate.

How did anyone expect Putin to respond when all he kept hearing was voices saying "Just let us put the depleted Uranium to the Crimea like we did to Yugoslavia."?

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/03/20140117_putin1_0.png

Joffan said...

Oddly enough I think the backdrop for the Russia shock-jock Kiselyov is the US Castle Bravo test, the first practical H-bomb (using lithium deuteride rather than liquid deutrium).

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